cat puns and jokes

Kooky Cat Puns & Silly Cat Jokes

Looking for the purr-fect pun to put on your friend’s birthday card? As cat lovers, we often love to sprinkle our feline obsession into daily interactions. One way some of us like to do this is by using the occasional cat pun. If you’ve got a silly sense of humor, cat puns and cat jokes can be a great way to make your friends laugh and share your love for cats with others as well.

We’ll share some of the best ways you can use cat puns for any occasion and give you the top 80 cat puns and jokes on the internet, so you can purr-use your favorites. To find your next paw-some cat pun, read on!

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Best Ways to Use Cat Puns

You may be wondering… What’s the point of cat puns anyways? Beyond giving your friends a quick chuckle, cat puns can be used to share your love for your furry friends with the world. Some of the best ways you can use cat puns include:

  • Decorating birthday or holiday cards for your favorite cat lover

  • Wearing them out on a funny t-shirt

  • Putting them on a sign or other decoration in your home

By using cat puns in this way, they can quickly go from an ordinary joke to a way you express yourself to the world. They can also help brighten someone’s day, especially if you gift them a card or other item with their favorite cat pun on it. After all, what’s better than making someone you love smile? Besides more cats, of course.

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The Top 25 Cat Puns on the Internet

  1. Perfect = Purr-fect

Example: Your outfit today is purr-fect!

2. Awesome = Paw-some

Example: That’s some paw-some news!

  1. Pretty = Purr-ty

Example: You’re looking purr-ty today.

  1. Friend = Fur-end

Example: We’ll be best fur-ends forever.

  1. Feeling = Feline

Example: Today, I’m feline really good.

  1. Fortunate = Fur-tunate

Example: I’m so fur-tunate to know you!

  1. Catastrophe – Cat-astrophe

Example: Well this is just a cat-astrophe!

  1. Forever = Fur-ever

Example: I’ll be by your side fur-ever and ever. 

  1. Person = Purr-son

Example: You’re my favorite purr-son. 

  1. Martini = Meow-tini

Example: I’m really craving a meow-tini tonight. 

  1. Pardon = Paw-don

Example: Paw-don me, can you please pass the catnip?

  1. Merry = Meowy

Example: Meowy Kitsmas and a Happy Mew Year!

  1. Now = Meow

Example: Tell me what’s going on right meow. 

  1. Positive = Paws-itive

Example: Keep a paws-itive attitude all day long. 

  1. Forget = Fur-get

Example: Don’t fur-get to pick up cat food at the store!

  1. Far/For = Fur

Examples: So fur so good; Are you fur real right now?

  1. Personality = Purr-sonality

Example: She’s got a great purr-sonality. 

  1. Minute = Meow-nute

Example: Now just wait a meow-nute!

  1. How = Meow

Example: Meow do you like your steak cooked?

  1. New = Mew

Example: My car is looking good as mew.

  1. Literally = Litter-ally

Example: I litter-ally can’t believe you did that. 

  1. Awful = Claw-ful

Example: Some of these puns are claw-ful!

  1. Faux pas = Faux-paw

Example: That was a serious faux-paw.

  1. Music = Mew-sic

Example: I love listening to pop mew-sic. 

  1. Kidding = Kitten

Example: You’ve got to be kitten me!

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Here's the Top 55 Cat Jokes Using Cat Puns

  1. What is a cat’s favorite TV show?

Paw & Order

  1. What is a cat’s favorite car?

A furr-ari

  1. Why did the cat get arrested?

He was caught littering.

  1. What’s the best day of the week for cat lovers?

Cat-urday

  1. What’s a cat’s favorite Starbucks drink?

A cap-purr-ccino

  1. How do cats tell secrets?

They whisker them.

  1. What’s a cat’s favorite fruit?

Water-meow-lon

  1. What’s a kitten’s favorite movie?

The Little Purr-maid

  1. What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school?

Hiss-tory

  1. Who comes to visit good kitties at Christmas?

Santa Paws

  1. Which cat discovered gravity?

Sir Isaac Mew-ton

  1. Why did the cat want a guitar?

To make some mew-sic.

  1. Why are cats so good at video games?

They have 9 lives!

  1. Why can’t you trust big cats?

Some are cheetahs, and some are always lion to you.

  1. What do you call a cat who likes lemons?

A sour puss

  1. What’s the perfect cereal for a cat?

Mice Krispies

  1. How do cats get over a fight?

They hiss and make up.

  1. Where should a cat go if it loses its tail?

A re-tail store

  1. What’s a cat lover’s favorite color?

Purr-ple

  1. What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntain

  1. Why do cats always get their way?

They can be very purr-suasive.

  1. How do cats stop a movie?

They hit paws.

  1. What’s a cat’s favorite sport?

Hairball

  1. What is a cat’s favorite magazine?

Good Mousekeeping

  1. What cats are best at bowling?

Alley cats

  1. What’s sale did they run at the cat store?

Buy-one-get-one-furry 

  1. What do you call a cat who loves to swim?

A catfish

  1. What does a cat say before a fight?

Hold my purr-se.

  1. What do cats look for in an owner?

A great purr-sonality.

  1. Why did the cat run from the tree?

It was scared of its bark.

  1. How do cats get good breath?

They use mousewash.

  1. Why do cats love laying on computers?

They like to watch the mouse.

  1. Why don’t cats like to shop online?

They prefer browsing through cat-alogues.

  1. Why are cats bad storytellers?

They only have one tail.

  1. What do you call a cat who throws big parties?

The Great Cat-sby

  1. What’s a cat’s favorite book?

Of Mice and Men

  1. What did the cat have to do to maintain his gym membership?

Pay his annual fleas.

  1. What’s a cat’s favorite summer treat?

A mice-cream cone

  1. What do cats do when they’re in trouble?

Call claw-enforcement

  1. What do baby cats wear?

Dia-purrs 

  1. What do you call a confused cat?

Purr-plexed

  1. What does your cat say when you leave the house?

Have a mice day!

  1. What does every cat hospital need?

A first aid kitten

  1. Which cat breed has the best purr?

Purr-sians

  1. What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss-in-boots

  1. What do cats do in the morning?

Read the mew-spaper.

  1. What did the kitten have at its birthday party?

A pounce house

  1. What do you call a cat with an eye patch?

A purr-ate

  1. What do you call a cat who visits the beach on Christmas?

Sandy Claws

  1. What do you call an old tomcat?

Grand-paw

  1. What do cats say after pulling a prank?

Just kitten

  1. Why did the cat get sent to his room?

He had a bad cat-titude.

  1. What did the cat say to the alien?

Take me to your litter.

  1. What’s a cat’s favorite kitchen utensil?

The whisk-er

  1. What do cats say when all the treats are gone?

This is a cat-astrophe!

Final Thoughts

There are a lot of cat jokes and puns out there, even beyond those that we’ve listed! The next time you need a pun for a card, shirt, or just to bring to the dinner table, be sure to check out this list for a good one. We’re sure your friends will find it hiss-terical.

Thanks to Lex Leigh for This Article!

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